More Internet Urban Legends

By : MarcHolt
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You have probably seen them come into your Inbox. You might have opened some of them and suffered as a result. A good Golden Rule to follow is never open an attachment in an email from someone you don’t know.

One way to eliminate a lot of the spam that downloads into your Inbox every morning is to use Thunderbird mail program. It has a built-in anti-spam button you click on whenever a spam mail comes in. As you click to mark an email “spam” the program “learns” to recognize it and will automatically move it to the Trash the next time it comes in. It won’t get rid of all the spam, but it will reduce the amount in your Inbox significantly. Go to this website to download and install the program. http://www.mozilla.com/thunderbird/

If you need any help installing or setting it up, please do call me on 02 693 4146 during business hours.

So, let’s examine more of these urban myths and scams.

 

Eight Glasses of Water

 

Don’t you just love it when people try to tell you what to eat and drink? They will make a sweeping statement and ask you to believe, simply because they say it so persuasively. The controversy over how much water to drink has raged for decades. This urban myth pushes you to overindulge.

Some of the myths circulating in emails include:

 
  • 75% of us are chronically dehydrated.
  • In 37% of cases, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.
  • Even mild dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.
  • One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied.
  • Lack of water is the number one trigger of daytime fatigue.
  • Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
  • A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.
  • Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.
 
As Penn & Teller would say: BULLSHIT!
 
There are more, but they all push the same myth: You have to drink a certain amount of water, far more than you really need, to survive and be healthy.
 
The fact is, we take in all the liquid nourishment we need in the food we consume in a day. Of course, you shouldn’t rely on just that. The best general advice (keeping in mind that there are always exceptions) is to rely upon your normal senses. If you feel thirsty, drink; if you don't feel thirsty, don't drink unless you want to.
 
Regular tea and coffee drinkers are told that these beverages are a diuretic. But medical research has shown that they are accustomed to the caffeine and lose very little or any fluid. The same goes for tea, juice, milk and caffeinated sodas: One glass provides about the same amount of hydrating fluid as a glass of water. The only common drinks that produce a net loss of fluids are those containing alcohol — and usually it takes more than one of those to cause noticeable dehydration, doctors say.
 
So drink whatever you want whenever you want, as long as you feel comfortable. 
 
Mobile Phone Scam
 

This scam tries to persuade you to call a special DO NOT CALL number to register your mobile phone so that tele-marketers will not call you.

These are a couple of examples of the emails circulating:

 

JUST A REMINDER... 31 days from today, cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sales calls. YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS...

To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-382-1222. It is the national DO NOT CALL list. It will only take a minute of your time. It blocks your number for five (5) years. PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS

 
Or
 

A directory of cell phone numbers will soon be published for all consumers to have access to. This will open the doors for solicitors to call you on your cell phones, using up the precious minutes that we pay lots of money for. The Federal Trade Commission has set up a "do not call" list. It is called a cell phone registry. To be included on the "do not call" list, you must call from the number you wish to register. The number is 1-888-382-1222 or you can go to their website at www.donotcall.gov.

 

Oh boy! The things some people will believe. Let me make this clear. There is NO cell phone registry. You do NOT have to register to escape the depredations of tele-marketers. Do NOT pass the message on to your friends or colleagues. There is NO escape.

The best solution if you do get a phone call from a tele-marketer? Don’t let them waste your time. Hang up on them with a polite “No thank you” as soon as you realize the nature of the call. Don’t engage them in conversation. Don’t let them waste your time. And don’t care about their feelings. They are tele-marketers. They are immune to quick cut-offs.

 
Osama bin Laden Has Been Captured/Hanged
 

Oh yeah! We would all like to see this headline, and that is what scammers are counting on. As soon as you open their spam mail they will ask you to download and view a ZIP file containing pictures of the event.

Don’t be fooled!
As soon as you open the file, it activates a virus. Here’s what you might read:
 

Osama Bin Ladin was found hanged by two CNN journalists early Wednesday evening. As evidence they took several photos, some of which I have included here. As yet, this information has not hit the headlines due to Bush wanting confirmation of his identity but the journalists have released some early photos over the internet…http://24.13.130.125:89/OsamaFoundDead.zip

This ZIP file will unleash the Backdoor.Hacarmy.D or Psyme Trojan Horse viruses onto your Windows computer. Although both these Trojans are easily detected and killed by updated virus protection, why give them the opportunity to get started?
Osama has not been captured, at least at the time of writing this. If he is, I seriously doubt you will get the news in a spam email message first.
 
Invitation Virus Warning
 

Although this scam was invented for the Olympic Games years ago, it continues to make the rounds on the internet. It warns you not to open any message with an attachment called Invitation, as it will “burn your computer hard disk”.

Come on! If you believe this, I have a beautiful bridge for sale in Sydney, Australia. Here is the message:

You should be alert during the next days: Do not open any message with an attached file called "Invitation" regardless of who sent it. It is a virus that opens an Olympic Torch which "burns" the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list, that is why you should send this e-mail to all your contacts.

This is the worst virus announced by CNN, it has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever. This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet for this kind of virus. This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, where the vital information is kept.

SEND THIS E-MAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW, COPY THIS E-MAIL AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND REMEMBER: IF YOU SEND IT TO THEM, YOU WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US

Oooo-k. You are expected to waste time forwarding this email to your friends so that they can partake in this dubious advice as well.

Whenever you see an email urging you to forward (or copy) it to people on your mailing list delete it immediately. Do Not pass it on!

 
Let’s Say Thanks to a Soldier
 

This looks like a scam that preys on your patriotic feelings. Who wouldn’t want to give some aid and comfort to the brave soldiers fighting in the latest US-led war somewhere in the world? It doesn’t matter which war. IBM and Xerox will print out your thank you card and distribute it to members of the armed services.

Well, guess what? This one is True!

You might receive an email like this:
 
If you go to the web site www.letssaythanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq. You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? I sent mine, now you can send one too!
 
If you have the time and the inclination, go ahead and send some comfort to these guys. They are over there in an inhospitable situation, under intolerable conditions. Any comfort you can give them will help. The messages are sent on postcards designed by children, selected from over 500 entries drawn and submitted by kids across the U.S.
 
Senders can choose card designs and write personalized messages (of 472 characters or less) to accompany them; once a month the cards are printed in batch at Xerox's facilities in Webster, New York, and distributed (along with packages from www.give2thetroops.org) to men and women deployed on active duty with all branches of the armed services in Iraq, Afghanistan, and elsewhere.
 
However, be aware. There are lots more scams and spams out there. You will receive them all at some time if you have an email account. Now that you have read these articles in The Big Chilli you should be able to recognize them and know how to defeat them. We’ll probably never get rid of them, but at least if you know what to look for. Just delete them before passing them on. You will be doing your little bit to stop them spreading.
 
Good luck!

 

 

© Marc Holt. All rights reserved by the author.


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Bill
March 27, 2007, 19:42

Hey Marc thought you might like this one. The following is a legit E-mail I received the other day... Even the Thai's have now jumped on the email scam bandwagon ... seems like Thaksin's wife wants to cut me in on his millions ...


ATTN:

DEAR KHUN
PLEASE HANDLE IT' SECRET
MY NAME IS MRS.NOI TAKSIN SHINAWATRA THE WIFE OF FORMER PRIME MINISTER OF THAILAND.WHO HAVE JUST BIENG OVERTHROWN ON POWER BY THE THAILAND MILITARY GOVERNMENT ON THE [19TH OF SEPTEMBER 2006.] RIGHT NOW WE ARE ON EXILE CURRENTLY IN LONDON, WITH MY HUSBAND. I AM CONTACTING YOU TO ASSIST ME FOR SECURING AND INVEST. I' HAVE THIS HUG OF MONEY IN MY CUSTODY WHICH I WANT YOU TO INVEST IT' FORME WITHOUT MY HUSBAND CONCERNCE WITH A TOTAL SUM OF USD$21,000.000 [TWENTY ONE MILLION DOLLARS].
CONVERTED TO THAILAND CURRENCY IS TOTAL SUM OF
ß840,000.000 [EIGHT HUNDRED AND FORTY MILLION BATH]. AS A POTENTIAL INDUSTRIAL MACHINERY INVESTOR. PLEASE NOTE THIS DEAL MOST BE SEAL BETWEEN TWO OF US NO ONE WILL HEAR ABOUT EVEN MY HUSBAND DOES NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT' IS A SECRET.
SECONDLY AS A POTENTIALOF YOUR COUNTRY,WHICH GUARRANTEES US GOOD RETURNS AND HUMAN SECURITY AS A RESULT OF THE SOURCE OF THE FUND,I HEREBY BELIEVING THAT YOUR ASSISTANCE WILL BE PROFITABLE TO BOTH OF US.I WILL APPRECIATE YOUR WILLINESS TO CARRY OUT THIS TRANSATIONS THE GRATIFICATION REMARK I DETERMINDED AS I SOON AS I HEAR FROM YOU.I HAVE MAPED OUT 10%,FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE AND THAT MIGHT ARISE ON THE PROCESS OF SAFEGUIDIND ME AND THE MONEYWITH OUT EXPOSING ME I WAITE FOR YOUR URGENT REPLY. SO THAT I CAN UP-DATE YOU WITH INFORMATION AND FEEL FREE TO ASK IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTION CONTACT ME ON MY PRIVATE MAIL
YOURS SINCERELY
MAIL:noi@she.com
MRS.NOI TAKSIN SHINAWATRA.

So Mr. Holt, what do you think? Should I invest all my hard earned cash into this marvellous money making opportunity? As I don’t want to miss the boat on this one, I await your reply with eager anticipation.

Seriously, you make some valid points in your submission to which we should all take heed.
Marc Holt
March 27, 2007, 21:43

Before you invest any money with Khun Noi, arrange a meeting and shake hands with her. Then count your fingers. If they are all there, ask me for further advice.

I know a doctor who is very good at re-attaching missing digits. Just make sure there are no ducks around when you shake...er....hands.
Bill
March 28, 2007, 19:39

Yeah, I have heard that ducks in Thailand can be a bit partial towards a certain part of mans anatomy. Any unfaithful men with Thai wife’s or girlfriends should also be aware of this little known fact: Thailand has a high level, if not the most number of dismembered ‘digits’ lopped off by ex -wife’s / partners. Sleep well guys. Quack Quack.
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