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Sitting in Thermae Arthur feels a little itch. Already? Can't be? Or can it? He needs a piss anyway so might as well see what's going on down there.

Arthur slips into his favourite urinal and stands looking at the wall. Sometimes it takes a while to get started.

He looks down. There hangs his plonker. His loyal companion all these years. Source of so much pleasure and a few problems too. No visible signs yet. That's a relief. But these things take a while to develop. What would he notice first?.a rosy glow from the knob end? An itch in the barrel? Gobs of sticky green slime like the stuff they use in alien movies in his underpants? Or would he just start slowly wasting away until he looked like a leftover war crimes exhibit? Ah, here it comes. Nothing like a good splash to clear out the old muffler.

What had come over him last night? NO CONDOM!! That's what. He scowls down at his dick. Gives it a shake. Have you learned nothing you stupid little fucker. You said you'd never do that again. Just couldn't stop yourself could you. Now you'll blame me for having too much beer but it's not you that has to do the worrying is it? It's alright for you?.I'm the one who has to feel the Dread. OK it usually passes after a beer or two?.along with any stray germs. Where had he heard that a good piss was the best way to get rid of any stowaways? Some message board probably. They were full of little tips like that. Don't let the girls see your wallet. Don't give them your cell phone number. Keep a few small notes handy. Always wear a raincoat. Good girls don't do anal.

Well he'd survived this long on instinct?so why had he let his guard down last night? Going bareback these days was bloody madness! Why had he done it? He wasn't even that drunk really. Basically because getting the bloody thing on in the dark was a hassle and he couldn't be bothered fumbling with the packet. Put the lights on and there goes all the spontaneity. Next thing you know his dick's lost interest. OK be honest Arthur. You weakened. You gave in to the irresistible urge to feel your cock gliding into a juicy little pussy with no nasty latex in between.

Of course it was all the girl's fault. Arthur hadn't stood a chance. One minute she was coming out of the shower with a towel on and next minute she was naked and sitting on his cock. She was one of those ones who liked to watch it going in too because before he could protest she was rubbing his knob around the lips of her gorgeous little clam and next thing he knew he was inside up to the hilt. By the time she was riding up and down the condom might as well have never left the factory.

Funny girl she was too. "Condom mai sanuk," she said. "You have many condom?I see already. You no hab AIDS?" what kind of bloody logic was that? Having a good supply of condoms means you don't need them? How many blokes was she going through every week? Did she assume just because they had condoms by the gross they must be safe? Thai girls! Who could figure them? Now what? Is he doomed to spend his last days in some shitty room somewhere surrounded by bottles of pills?

"Bastard!"

"Who me?" says the bloke in the next stall over.

"No, no," says Arthur, " not you. Sorry about that. Just talking to my stupid cock."

The other bloke zips up and moves off fast. Arthur gives himself another shake and heads back downstairs. Oh well at least the old cleaner biddy hadn't banged him up for 5 baht. Good to see veterans still get a bit of respect. The itch seems to have gone too. Let's see, not midnight yet, still time for a slow wander round Thermae. See what's on offer. You never know your luck.



© C. Woww. All rights reserved by the author.

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If you enjoyed this short story of C. Woww's his book 'Losing the Plot' can easily be purchased here at DCO Books online:
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It can also be found in many local bookshops in Thailand, especially, we have seen, in the many Bookazine Bookshops in Bangkok and Pattaya.