Tranny's Log

By : Dana
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Greetings Thailandstoryites, Dana fans, and tranny aficionados:

Well, you've dreamed it and now your dream is going to come true. To wit: here at Dana Enterprises we are starting a book project called Tranny Memories: Personal Reminiscences of Dana. We are accepting ideas for the book project. If you want to be heard, and if you want to be respected, and if you want to participate; just send in your ideas to Dana Enterprises -- Tranny Memories Book Project Dept.-- Attn: Dana. No photos please.

The theme will be my tranny memories, but we would like the book to be fun and diverse and varietous. Any ideas regarding font, page design, photos, text, formatting, kinds of stories, contests, limericks, poems, nonfiction, fiction, faction, medical stuff, crime reports, fetishes, interviews, parody, camp, sex techniques, prison experiences, disappointments, modeling sessions, epiphenal moments, etc. will be considered.

Currently, no book like this exists. We would like to produce something so noteworthy that no one even thinks about a follow-up book or a copycat book. You know how sometimes when you see a gorgeous tranny in erectus, or when you see an astonishing speciman in a see-thru white body stocking walking up Soi 8 in Pattaya; you can't think of anything else? Just takes over your mind? That's the effect we would like this book to have on the world.

Let me give you a typical easy-to-understand example. Once Pattaya Emma sent a friend over to the A.A.Hotel to see me. No gear on this girl's special friend. When she lifted her leg and pushed down her underpants with her big toe out tumbled a snake. SNAY 'N HOW. Holy Fxxxwad boys and girls -- SNAY 'N HOW. At the time I was using a tranny helper shipped to me from Figi in little brown paper wrapped packages. You got a piece of paper with eye popping directions, a vial of liquid, and a syringe. I don't want to say this hardon helper was illegal; but when you think of cutting edge medical labs and products, do you think of Figi? Exactly.

Anyway, holding the tranny's log in one hand and trying to insert the syringe in the tip of her penis with the other hand was totally engrossing. I simply would not have been able to think of anything else. My mind had been taken hostage by the moment. That is the effect I would like the book Tranny Memories: Personal Reminiscences of Dana to have on readers.

Tangentially on this subject, I am reminded of a quote by my favorite British author and master of understatement: H.W. Tilman--

"And whether the hope that one indulges of seeing something new or strange is fulfilled or not, one has the minor explorer's satisfaction of treading new ground."

Help us here at Dana Enterprises make this book an exploration of new ground for the newbie, and a happy reminder for the aficionado. Help us make this tome a cult classic. Be part of literary history. You have heard of Ulysses. You have heard of Shakespeare. You have heard of Dante's Inferno. You've heard of Genesis and the book of Revelations. Now let the world hear of Tranny Memories: Personal Reminiscences of Dana.

So, if you want to be a part of history; email us your ideas. And remember, no pictures--we have children working in the office.

Who Loves Ya Baby?
Dana

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Marc Holt
November 2, 2009, 15:52

Do you want the stories capped or uncapped?
Dana
November 2, 2009, 23:15

"Do you want the stories capped or uncapped?"

Attn: Marc

This title should appear as Tranny's Log. Mo routinely changes the way I submit my story titles. He has no reason for doing so which kinda kills conversation on the topic.

I used to submit titles with all caps as in TRANNY'S LOG which is my first choice, but that would get changed. Then I backed down to Tranny's Log and of course that gets changed. It makes me wonder what would have happened if I had submitted Tranny's log. No doubt that would have gone up as tranny's log.

The mind boggles at the average human beings overpowering temptation to change the author's words. Mo is not the only person to change the author's words. Most human beings regard whatever an author submits as just a first draft and now they are going to finish (improve) it.

Of course Tranny's log makes pretty much no sense when presented this way.
sisterray
November 3, 2009, 02:36

Marc, you mean cut or uncut ?
storyadmin
November 4, 2009, 11:07

Dana, apologies for messing up. I've changed the title to 'Tranny's Log'

The reason I change all caps is because I think it looks horrendous. I try to keep the formatting as consistent as possible between stories (not always easy/possible) so as I think this improves the overall look of the site.

As for 'changing words', I do not think I have ever changed words in a submission. Formatting, yes, but text? I don't think so.

Mo
Marc Holt
November 5, 2009, 11:14

I was referring, tongue in cheek, to Dana's propensity for unprotected sex sisterray. But I must admit Cut or Uncut could apply just as well. Ain't it funny how differently our minds think?

Not sure if I will take up Dana's challenge. One must have some experience in a topic to give it the best treatment....sorry for the awful pun.
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