Young or Old Woman? Which is Better?

By : MarcHolt
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I don’t know about you, but when I go to the bar areas I walk in with an open mind. You never know who you are going to meet. Sometimes you will meet a sweet young thing and take her out for some fun. How often have you been disappointed, though? Probably more often than you care to admit, right?

The older women my not be as beautiful anymore, but if you want a great gut wrenching, all out bout of hot, steamy sex, go for an older woman. They are experienced. They know what they want, and they know how to get it. Not only that, they know that making you happy will contribute to their happiness, so they work extra hard at it. And let’s face it, at the end of they day they are not getting any younger. They know they don’t have too mey want their pleasure now, while they still can.

any more years left before they become unattractive to any but the most desperate of men. Th

That young beauty smiling from her chrome pole may look like she has fallen instantly in love with you. But if you could look behind those inviting eyes you would hear the cash registers clanging.

“Ka-ching! How much is he worth?” She ain’t interested in your member, only your ATM card, my friend.

I know. I can hear some of you growling, “Why would I want a worn out old skank when I can choose from so many young, beautiful bodies? I’m paying, aren’t I?”

Well, gentlemen, that ‘worn out old skank’ is still a woman. She has feelings, and she has great desires. Haven’t you heard? We men reach our sexual prime by the time we hit our early twenties. But women? Oh yeah! They haven’t even started building up their sexual appetite. That won’t happen until they reach 32 or 33. By then, they are a seething cauldron of desire, just waiting for the right man to come along and unleash their power.

Jump on top of a mature woman and you notice the difference almost immediately. There is none of that untutored fumbling. She will know just what to do to bring you to the peak of desire. She will lick all the hot spots, often in places the sweet young things would never even think about.

As she moves over your body, she will touch you in just the right way to make you feel like a god. You will hear angel choirs harmonizing, golden trumpets heralding, the earth will buck and move in ecstasy. And just before you reach the point of no return, she will change places and demand that you do the same for her. She will guide you, and teach you, making sure you know just what she expects so that you both reach the sun and the moon and the stars together. Great gobbets of fire will erupt. Bodies will heave. Hearts will pound, until you are both spent in a sweat-drenched pool of soft, rubbery flesh.

Five minutes later, she will be demanding more! That’s the sort of woman I like. Don’t you?

It’s not hard to find them. Just go out there with your eyes wide open and look for them. Sure, have some fun with the younger ones first. There’s nothing more titillating than perching a couple of nubile beauties on your lap while they go straight for the rocket. But as you sit there, ponder this: How much finesse are they exhibiting? Have they tried building up your desire? Or are they so aware of their own beauty and allure that they forget a man may need some encouragement and coaxing?

Are you worried that these older women may have been around too long, been used and abused by too many men? Put your fears aside young man. Don’t forget that the vagina is flexible and elastic. Unless she has popped out half a dozen sprogs, she can be tight enough to grab your wiener without any worries.

Sure, I’ve met a few women I had to wave the old boy around inside just to touch the sides, but that is very rare. Heck! It’s not hard to tighten up those internal muscles. A simple five minute exercise every day, tightening and relaxing the muscles will soon have her in tiptop shape, ready to squeeze your juices better than any juice machine.

I have never had to bother with Viagra. Why would I? I choose my partners well. I take my time and seek out the one woman I can build a rapport with. I’m kind of like the old bull. Remember him? A young and an old bull stand at the top of a hill staring down at a herd of cows. The young bull says, “Let’s run down there and have a cow each!”

The old bull says, “Let’s amble down there real slow, save our energy, and have them all!”

If a woman is attentive, knows how to build you up, you will never need to use that little blue pill. The biggest aphrodisiac is our brain. The little blue pill is a poor substitute. Better to find an older woman who knows how to lead you to the gardens of paradise.


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martin99z
February 19, 2007, 22:29

Love that joke. From the movie 'Colors', Robert Duvall tells it to Charlie Sheen. True enough....
Dana
February 19, 2007, 23:02

Since the pay-for-play scene started to unravel (completely unraveled unless you are Japanese) about five years ago I have been totally weaned off the pole huggers and the 10's. Too much money and too much attitude. I am no longer in the market except as a looker. I buy my 'cover charge' coke and then I look (worship) but I never ever barfine anymore.

Then I leave the bar and look for someone with a smile. I don't care what age. My Fa is on the wrong side of 40. My Pim is on the wrong side of 40. My Dum is in the late 30's. My Boom-Boom (that is her name) from the Nana car park is on the wrong side of 40. You could not do better. And they are smiling at me.

Years ago I met a woman in a Patpong bar who had been in the business since she was 14. She was now 38 but she knew how to smile. She was doing very well. I buy the smile.
Toes
October 6, 2007, 22:41

Fine wine for sure - and I am exhausted just from the sweaty description... ah, and Dana - maybe you "rent" the smile is more appropriate, but I know what you mean... Though not yet there myself, I am seeking the perfect 60 yr old.. man, that would be spontaneous combustion!!
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