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Hello there, you’re John I take it, the one who rang?
Yes ..and you’re Toy..?
Yes that’s right.. come in , make yourself at home while I slip into something comfortable..(leaves to go off to bedroom)
Nice place you got here (Shouting) , must have cost you a pretty penny!
Hang on, just adjusting my garter belt! Ah ,that’s better…Here you are…(re-emerging with 2 glasses of champagne and wearing purple lingerie.)
So how much time do you have today , John?
Actually not that long, just managed to get away between two hysterectomies, so it’ll be a quick in and out if you don’t mind..
No probs Doctor, we’re here to please; short one now , long one next, who’s discriminating?
Ahm..for a short one it’ll be .. Let me see now (glances at the photo of her son)…a kids bike with helmet and elbow pads of course… he likes metallic blue if it’s ok with you.(angelic smile )?
Huh? What do you mean? (raised eyebrows)
My dear Doctor, I’m not who you think I am, I don’t sell myself for loose change and what have you..
I’m a Mother you know.. all what I do is for my little darlings…
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