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Beauty is a matter of taste and your bar fine budget.
Beauty is only skin deep on a Ying, ugly goes to her bones, but the really nasty stuff comes from her Isaan DNA.
The beauty of a Ying is in the eye of the beholder or whoever is paying her bar fine at the moment.
You can’t tell a Ying by her biker boots, bikini or thong color on a go-go stage, but her taste in body shrapnel and tattoos are pretty good indicators of trouble.
True beauty for most bar fines is only a light switch away
I’m only human, the Yings only human, it’s the Mamasan that’s the headache.
The devil made me do her and the other two or four as well.
Bar fining even a bad Ying is not so bad, when you consider the alternatives in some Bangkok bars.
This Yings way of making my life interesting is the chaos, confusion and inefficiency she so skillfully and naturally creates with no effort at all.
Everybody has the right to make a few hundred mistakes with Yings in Bangkok.
She seemed like a good idea at the time
If by chance I bar fine a few dogs, at least I know my intentions were good if not my eyesight.
I will survive this Ying. I am going to have to move and change my name but I will survive.
Every cloud and every Ying has a silver lining unfortunately at the moment it’s another dark day in Bangkok.
There is a light at the end of the tunnel and hopefully whatever is pushing it down that tunnel will be big enough to run over her ass.
Midnight is when the real work day begins for most Yings.
There will be another one, another one and another one. That’s why we live in Bangkok.
All the good ones are already bar fined but they will be available tomorrow.
There are plenty more Yings in Bangkok where that one came from and most of them are arriving at the Mochit Bus Station fresh from Isaan.
A bar fine is cheaper than alimony.
Love hurts, fortunately bar fines only cost a few hundred baht.
It is better to have bar fined a bad Ying or three than to never have bar fined at all.
All’s fair in love and war. Short times and bar fines are another story.
It’s always darkest before the dawn, except with a bad bar fine because when dawn comes they usually get worse.
It’s what’s inside her panties and who else has been in there this month that really matters.
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