She Had No Teeth

She was sitting there in the Thermae sipping a rum and coke. She looked bad. Not so much ugly so much as used up and wrong. She looked as though life had taken her up the servant's entrance on more than the odd occasion. She was the type of woman who looked like she'd taken more of her fair share of over the counter penicillin and under the counter slimming pills. And this fact alone made me hot as hell for her.

I sidled up to her in my irresistible Thermae manner.

"Hi." I said.

"Why you think I want to talk with you ?" She said.

"Because, my love, I have a five hundred baht note in my pocket and I think it has your name on it."

"If it has my name is my money. Give back."

Floored by her logic I took the crisply folded note from my wallet and handed it to her. I didn't want any trouble.

"You very stupid farang. I like you." She said and smiled while tucking the bank not inelegantly into her bra. It was only then that I noticed that her teeth were sparkling white.

"I have a room," I said. "Maybe you could show me just how much you like me back at my place."

"Fuck you." She said.

I thought my charm was failing me and said "Okay... Forget it."

"Why forget it. I said I fuck you. But you give me more money."

"How much money ?"

"You buy me gold then I fuck you."

"Sorry. I would if I could but I don't have enough for..."

"Okay," She said. "Forget the gold. You buy me breakfast. I like you farang."

"The name's Turk."

"My name Fang."

"Fang !"

Then she eased closer to me so I could feel her hot fetid breath on my cheek. "I very good smoking." Then she winked a sly kind of wink just to emphasise she wasn't talking about tobacco. Somehow this made me feel immensely happy and, getting a couple of bottles to go, we left the Thermae squeezing through throngs of slow moving younger girls and leapt into the first taxi we saw.

Back at my place she'd barely set foot past my front door before the gnashers came out and were deposited in a glass of scotch and water. Without her teeth Fang's face immediately became sallow and she looked a good ten years older... Not that this bothered me in the slightest. Apparently she'd been in a fight with a water buffalo aged six and lost the lot. To some girls this might have seemed a disadvantage but Fang had learned how to work around it.

She playfully pushed me down on my bed pulled my pants off with quiet insistence and showed me exactly why not having any teeth might be an advantage. At first I found it mildly pleasant but then as my dick became sucked into this soft vacuum of delight the pleasure soared through my whole body and within a few seconds I could feel come pumping from my body into her soft mouth. It seemed to come and come as if she'd managed to find a hitherto untapped source of oil. Not that she reacted to the come, which she swallowed back like a child swallowing milk, she just carried on smoking. In fact she carried on smoking until I'd come a second time in relatively short succession at which point I begged her to stop a while. She did stop a while. She stopped just long enough to drink some of the Scotch from the glass her sparkling white teeth were soaking in. Then she went back to work.

There used to be a story about hookers in areas of low starvation and deprivation managing to get high protein diets from all the spunk they drank... Fang's energy seemed testament to this. Of course the second I tried to undress her or do anything sexual to her she brushed me away like a fly. She was busy and she didn't want anyone distracting her.

At some point I fell asleep with my dick still in her mouth. I woke up before her and found her naked, but for a strategically placed towel, in my bed. She was snoring quite loudly and while she was asleep I raised the towel ever so slightly to see her cunt. From the look of things the same water buffalo that got her teeth had done her some damage down there too. She barely had a cunt at all... Or what should have been her cunt was just one of a network of deep cleft scars. I'd never seen such a scarred up vagina in my life. She looked as though she'd been through a threshing machine.

"Why you look me ?" She said sharply.

"Sorry I didn't mean."

"You think I ladyman."

"No... I just..."

"Have man do to me... Ugly na ?"

"No. It just looks painful. It's..."

"Hm. I don't want someone look me there. You understand. You don't tell somebody I have like this."

"Okay."

Suddenly she smiled and kissed me. The smell of my own spunk was on her breath but I didn't want to pull away in case she took this as a judgement on the state of her cunt.

"You can pay me for get some breakfast now. I have to take care my family." I gave her some more money... She shot me a filthy look and I gave her some more... Then she smiled again as if she loved me before putting her teeth back in and leaving.

I haven't seen her in the Thermae since.