Cialis And Die

By : Union Hill
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It takes a much bigger man than I am to own up to ever having experienced any kind of dysfunction in the erectile department so in this article, I am owning up to nothing. What I am doing is acknowledging the fact that as one gets older, personal performance in many areas begins to degrade. For instance, you can’t see as well as you once could and your memory is slightly less reliable. Similarly, as you forge on into your sixth decade you might expect your appetite for sex to be slightly less robust than it was when you were in your twenties. It’s just life and fortunately there are some very clever people out there continually making innovations and inventions to help us all cope better with the unavoidable process of ageing.

For bad eyes, there are spectacles and contact lenses. For memory loss, there is Mekong Whiskey. I know Mekong doesn’t help you remember stuff but it does make you believe that whatever it is you are trying to remember just isn’t that important. And for the flagging libido, there is of course Viagra or its counterpart, Cialis.

I had heard all the stories and urban myths surrounding these drugs. Some claimed it didn’t work because they were just too old to be helped and it was a complete waste of money. Some claimed they got a tablet stuck in their throat once and all they got was a stiff neck and some claimed it gave them an erection that lasted for days and would not go down no matter what. Some however told tell of enhanced sexual performance and erections like cricket bat handles and a return to the days of yesteryear when you could shag away all night as many times as you wanted and the orgasms were nothing short of explosive. This was the stuff I was interested in.

Put it down to age if you like or too much booze or just being a tired old git but I had felt for some time that trying a little performance boosting, pharma-trickery might be an interesting experience.

My first dalliance with Cialis however proved something of a disappointment. It was nothing to do with the product and although I had never taken it before, in my mind I had come to believe it to be some kind of wonder drug that would bring about an erection like the Post Office Tower no matter what the circumstances. This expectation however, failed to become reality largely due to an excess of alcohol on my part.

The man in the shop said, “Take one, half an hour before”. I slipped the little packet into my pocket and went about my business. Some time much later, I was heavily inebriated and waiting for some go-go dancer to emerge from the shower. I figured it must have been about the ‘half an hour before’ so I reached for my stash which was in my pocket amongst all the condoms. I had been anticipating a busy night after all.

I fumbled with the packet and just as one of the pills was about to pop through that little foil thing, miss go-go dancer grabbed me from behind. I flinched and the little pill popped out, fell to floor and rolled under the bed. There were three left in the packet but in my condition, the logical thing seemed to be to retrieve the errant tablet. I looked but failed to find it and for some reason was reluctant to use another one. I was thinking maybe I had better wait until the morning when my hand-to-eye coordination would be better. In the event, I never got the chance as this particular go-go girl never had any intention of making this a long time arrangement and left after a bit more fumbling around to the total dissatisfaction of both of us.

The three remaining tablets stayed in the packet for several months thereafter.

Then, one fine afternoon in a bar somewhere on Soi 4, I barfined a young filly who I had been playing pool with. We sloped of to a small hotel up the road. On this occasion I had had no more than a few beers and everything felt good. I still wanted to try out the Cialis though so I took one anyway. We did our thing and all was fine. I cannot honestly say whether the product had had the advertised effect or not. I held my judgment. I still had two left. Further exhaustive testing was still required.

The Friday night had been one of those end-of-week benders. I had toured Cowboy and Nana and had had a damned good drink. I woke up on the Saturday morning still not quite sober enough to be hung over with Jenny, one of my regulars stretched out next to me. In the early morning light, I slipped out of bed and grabbed the remaining two Cialis tablets from my trouser pocket and washed them down with what was left of a Bacardi Breezer. I slipped back into bed without disturbing the sleeping Jenny. I lay there quietly for a few minutes and waited for some kind of reaction. Third time lucky, maybe?

Jenny stirred and half turned, reaching out to me as she did so. The Cialis twins needed no more encouragement than that and positively sprang into action. It was then that I realised what all the fuss was about.

Jenny let herself out a couple of hours later after having received, with all good grace it has to be said, several rounds of severe rogering. I was pretty sure the Cialis twins were just warming up so I took a quick shower, had a shave and was sitting at the bar in the Bier Garden by eleven.

It is quite remarkable stuff this Cialis. Sitting there looking around I could feel its effect which showed no signs of abating. The flash of a female smile, the merest glimpse of thigh or cleavage and there would be stirrings in the crotch department. This thing needed to be worked out of my system before I had someone’s eye out.

A young woman sat down next me, “Can I sit here?” she purred. I think I said something like “Of course you can” but it was really hard to concentrate as another erection was already in progress. We talked some of the usual rot for a short while but pretty soon, Nit was naked in a short time hotel and the Cialis brothers were doing their best to clean her teeth from the back. I couldn’t say if Nit knew if I was on this stuff or not but it’s not often you can make a hardened Beer Garden hooker come twice in ten minutes and have her threaten to charge you extra if you do that again.

Incredibly, my sap had still not stopped rising.

Having finished with Nit, and she admitted that she was now going to take the rest of the day off because she had had enough, I wandered off down Sukhumvit. I felt as if I was being led by my dick and the rest of me was just tagging along. I remember thinking to myself; surely, this couldn’t go on much longer.

The answer to that was, well yes it could, actually. I decided to go for a drink and see if I couldn’t get this thing under some kind of control. The fire within raged on all afternoon but I didn’t pay anymore barfines. I decided to just go with the flow and enjoy. Mind you, I had to be careful. The faintest whiff of perfume or female body odour for that matter would be cause for me to shift in my seat and the sight of an exposed bra strap could have potentially destabilized a stout table.

Around five I decided to call Na. I like Na. I offered to pay her barfine for the night. She, of course accepted the offer but I thought it prudent to keep the secret of my raging pork bayonet to myself. Some things are just too difficult to explain.

Na and I enjoyed each other’s company as we usually do and I did my best to keep the Cracken subdued. All this time after taking those two pills, I was still incredibly up-for-it. Finally, I went home with Na. She could hardly conceal her surprise at the standuppidness of my member which by now was beginning to bother me ever so slightly. Would I have a permanent hard on for the rest of my natural? I wondered.

Na treated me gently and after several more hours in her expert care we had the Cialis brothers licked and on the ropes. Only then did I begin to flag. And boy, did I sleep.

I am not sure that I would do that again without good cause because there is an aftermath that also needs to be dealt with. The next day my back ached, my legs ached, my arms ached and I had friction burns on my knees and my elbows. Cialis can make your willy believe he is eighteen years old again but what we need now is a drug that can do the same for the rest of an old body.

Cialis, be careful with it because it does what it says on the box.

 

Union Hill

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Grumpy
November 21, 2010, 17:28

A retiree, suffering from heart disease (AF), the side effects of my medicine mean that I need all the help I can get

Cialis did wondrous things for me when I first tried it six years ago. At the tine, my little freelance girlfriend was overjoyed to find a magnum sized pistol in my pocket. Wouldn't let go of me for more than half a day, most of it on the house

Sadly it's effects wane in time, the baseball bat syndrome faded a long time ago

Still good value though, good for three days, sometimes more

Highly recommended
Dana
November 22, 2010, 02:32

I have a friend who persuaded me to try Cialis. Worked great for him. I suffered pain in my leg muscles that was disabling. Took days to recover and two days lost at work. Never again. Back to Viagra, which I most certainly do not need--I just do research for others.
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And now for something completely different:

" . . . in terms of the high hopes, held at the beginning of the enterprise, the best that could be said was that the future might offer more than the past." -- River Road to China by Milton Osborne

Every foreigners thought upon barfining a new bargirl.
brokenmanrepaired
November 27, 2010, 21:00

I recall the days when I could bend an iron bar around it. I can not do it now....my wrists have gone
DRL
November 28, 2010, 07:21

Testosterone works wonders too, and it's readily available in LOS.
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