Bar Girl Blues

By : torkythai
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The bargirl is a flighty wench

Who puts her heart in storage.

She’s about as loving as

A bowl of cold stewed borage.

The prostitute with heart of gold

Has been a myth for ages;

It’s fooled the sot, the prig, the saint,

And many cultured sages.

Never trust a woman who

Has lovers by the score.

AIDS is all you’ll get from

Making love to any whore.

If you want a steamy night

Do not undo your pants;

Just go to any bookstore

For a Harlequin Romance.

 

 

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