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decreaseTo be sung to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan’s ‘A Policeman’s Lot’.
When a bargirl’s not engaged in her employment (her employment)
Or brushing out her ebony black curls (-y black curls),
Her capacity for innocent enjoyment (-cent enjoyment)
Is just as great as any honest girl’s (honest girl’s).
Their feelings they with difficulty smother (-culty smother)
When an old fat smelly farang’s to be done (to be done).
Ah, take one consideration with another (with another)
A bargirl’s lot is not a happy one (happy one).
Ahhh
When an old fat smelly farang’s to be done (to be done)
A bargirl’s lot is not a happy one (happy one).
When the enterprising bargirls not a f**king (not a f**king)
And the massage girl’s not soaping a farang (a farang),
She loves to try her hand at Thai home cooking (Thai home cooking)
While watching Thai TV and drinking Chang (drinking Chang).
When the freelancer has finished with the bother (with the bother)
Of blowing farangs - then she’ll have some fun (have some fun).
Ah, take one consideration with another (with another)
A bargirl’s lot is not a happy one (happy one).
Ahhh
When an old fat smelly farang’s to be done (to be done)
A bargirl’s lot is not a happy one (happy one).
© Bangkok Byron, 2008. All rights reserved by the author.
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