Big Dick in the BJ Bar

She looked on in awe
When his shorts hit the floor
And his dick swung down to his knee
It was the biggest by far
That she’d seen in the bar
Since that German in two thousand three.

It was thick, it was long
Looked exceedingly strong
Would she regret ever taking this booking?
The damned thing was huge
There’d be a mighty deluge
Should it go off when no-one was looking.

As she polished with vigour
The thing just got bigger.
A member of true distinction
She rubbed it and stroked it
Then kissed it and smoked it
And it gradually stood to attention.

She knew the bigger they are
The stronger they are
So she tucked her head down out of sight.
She thought, When this one goes boom
We’ll need plenty of room
Shit, he’ll probably hit the damn light.

Given the size of this piece
She thought it discreet
To treat it with a kind of respect
It resembled an axe handle
From her lowly angle
And it still wasn’t fully erect.

She weren’t scared of much
And clients and such
She handled with ease everyday
But this was a big’un,
She’d have to treat this one
With reverence in every way

A hand job, no problem
But a BJ, now hold on!
This here was a mouthful and more
She let out a groan
And reached for her phone
An escape plan was needed, for sure.

So she called her friend up
“Hey Jum! Come and look,
There’s a guy here who’s hung like a horse”
“He’s too big for me
You must come and see.
If you’ll shag him, I’ll pay you of course”.

Well Jum had a gike
All nonchalant like
Then her jaw fell open with shock
“My god, that’s fantastic
You’re sure it’s not plastic?
I never saw such an impressive cock”

“I’ll take him” said Jum
“Move over, make room”
Her knickers were off in a jiffy
She moistened her lips,
Then flipped out her tits
And banged the big fella half squiffy

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