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I
A girl came up and said, ‘Was that your flend?’
Jim said, ‘No, just a busker wanting money.’
They chatted for a while then, in the end,
Jim asked how much – ‘Two thousand and a bunny.’
‘You mean a rabbit? Is this a new trend?’
‘Yes Labbit – and a cage – I’m not being funny -
I want them because men are cruel – so therefore,
I need something to cuddle and to care for.’

II
Jim asked her name, she answered, ‘Chan cheu Oom.’
He said, ‘I hope you’ll cuddle up to me!’
‘Oh yes I will, I very good boom-boom -
Better than labbit – just you wait and see!’
‘As it’s too early to go to my room,
We’ll go to Gulliver’s – it’s time for tea -
And though I won’t be making it a habit,
On the way, we’ll buy your bunny rabbit.’

III
That bunny rabbit had a great night out -
He went to two agogos and a disco,
Saw gogo dancers putting it about,
Went on the dance floor where he did a frisk-o,
But best, the bunny liked, without a doubt
Spying on Oom and our Jim when they kissed. Oh,
That was nothing to what bunny goggled
In the hotel – his bunny eyeballs boggled!

IV
Oom was starkers – Jim had jumped on top -
And bunny squeaked to see what they were doing.
Oom looked at Jim, then bunny, then said, ‘Stop!’
He stopped. Poor Jim – he’d hardly started screwing.
‘What’s wrong?’ he moaned, feeling his manhood flop.
‘Bunny is sad,’ said Oom, ‘watching us wooing -
Buy lady labbit – that’s what we must do,
Bling her to loom – then he can do it too!’

V
So they got dressed, went out and took a cab (it’s
The quickest way to get to the pet shop).
They chose a bunny girl – clean in her habits -
With soft white fur; to the male bunny, drop
Dead gorgeous! They went at it, well – like rabbits.
Oom was pleased, undressed and jumped on top
Of Jim, and proved that, when it came to f**king,
Compared to her, rabbits can’t get a look in!

VI
That was a first! Two couples in one bed;
Something that Jim had never thought of doing.
They seemed to race each other – first they led,
And then the bonking bunnies were pursuing.
Unfortunately, over the bedspread,
The bunnies (when they’d bonked enough) were pooing.
The bed was such a mess, Jim was charged ex-
-tra when he checked out – oh, but what great sex!


© Bangkok Byron, 2009. All rights reserved by the author.