Rondel to Porn, or Stuck for a Rhyme.

By : Bangkok Byron
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Porn, Porn, my darling, Porn,
I wish that you and I were … friends,
And you were hot on me, and sucking
Up to me like one lovelorn.

I love the way that you adorn
Your brows (and other places) plucking:
Porn, Porn, my darling, Porn,
I wish that you and I were … friends.

Why do you treat me with such scorn,
Shout at me, and talk of chucking
Me? For when my heart is torn:
And words (and other things) I’m ducking,
I wish that you and I were … friends.


© Bangkok Byron, 2009. All rights reserved by the author.


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Dana
December 9, 2009, 23:52

Brings to mind the never talked about subject of stunts. Stunt writing for fun.
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And now for something completely different:

" . . . a raggedy, make-do outfit that depended on chance and thrived on opportunism." (Giles Foden)

Apparently, I've been spotted.
ChuckWoww
December 11, 2009, 03:05

What have you been reading Dana? I don't remember that line in Last king of Scotland.
Dana
December 11, 2009, 22:07

"What have you been reading Dana? I don't remember that line in Last king of Scotland."

The line is from Foden's history book Mimi and Toutou's Big Adventure--one of the funniest history books I have ever read.
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