Mature Humor

How to morph into a western callgirl or how much does a short time cost?

I’m still in Laos and I’m starting to write a trip report which says a lot for the place and I would have started it this morning if I hadn’t rented a motorbike. Everyone’s up to date as to why I’m out of the country and applying for 60 days at an Embassy rather than popping over the border and heading back with some cheap Viagra and a bottle of Jack.