Mystery

In which Van Helsing tries to put the Pii Krasue to rest, and Jonathan resolves to have nothing more to do with ladies of the Orient.

In which Jonathan wakes up to find himself in hospital and recalls one of the most horrifying nights of his life.

In which Jonathan’s night of passion with Dau is all the more intense because he fears that it might be his last.

In which Dr Van Helsing extends his ethnological researches into the Lady Houses of Bangkok.

In which Jonathan is left enervated by the most intense sexual experience of his life and has one of his worst nightmares – but was it a dream, or did it really happen?

In which Jonathan experiences frustrating delays with his business deal and attends another exotic entertainment.

In which Jonathan discovers the delights of the ladies of the Orient, and is troubled by his host’s strange behaviour.

A bike ride home turns into a nightmare.

While researching in the Law Society Archives recently, I came across a dog-eared volume which turned out to be a journal written by Jonathan Harker – not the well-known one in which he recounts his meeting with Dracula – but an unknown sequel, written about 12 years later.

That's the rub.

Two out, bottom of the ninth, and the shit has hit the fan.

While burgling the turd-burglar?s bungalow, Spanner almost shits himself.

Spanner plans revenge.

Spanner gets burgled by the turd-burglar.

Spanner, the slack jawed simpleton, has timorously tailed the portly precious-stone poofter, Jerry Tonnage, to Chantaburi but now has fatter fish to fry.