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This category contains Thailand related poetry for a mature audience.
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The Rape of the Bangkok Lock. Canto V
rob, February 21, 2008

In which Jim tries to get his money back.

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The Rape of the Bangkok Lock. Canto IV
rob, February 15, 2008

In which Jiab goes crazy and Jim gets into trouble.

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The Rape of the Bangkok Lock. Canto III
rob, February 9, 2008

In which Jim attempts the 'rape' of the lock.

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I Like to Hunt
rob, December 15, 2007

Why am I never satisfied? Because I like the hunt more than the settled relationship.

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My First Bargirl
rob, December 8, 2007

What an experience! But the real achievement was facing up to the fears that had prevent me going to Thailand years ago.

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I Said I’d Never Pay for It
rob, December 1, 2007

Stuck for a rhyme, I found 'gemahuche' which is a Victorian word for cunnilingus (see 'My Secret Life' by Walter).

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The Spell of Thailand
rob, September 8, 2007

In ‘The Spell of the Yukon’, by Robert Service, the poet describes how men are attracted to the Yukon because of the gold, then fall in love with the country and the excitement of prospecting. In my adaptation, the Yukon = Thailand, cold = hot, gold = girls, and the fun of “finding” is same same.

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Bangkok Don Juan. Book II. Canto V. ‘That Casanova Churl’
rob, July 25, 2007

Gary at it again, and a misunderstanding with Jum. This canto completes the second series of Jim's adventures in the Land of Smiles.

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Bangkok Don Juan. Book II. Canto IV. Butterfly
rob, July 18, 2007

Jim meets Jum’s friend, Wan, and her husband... but wait, hasn’t he seen him somewhere before?

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To my Guitar
rob, July 11, 2007

Thai girls are fantastic, but, when all is said and done, there’s a lot to be said for that ’ole box with six strings.

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So Much More Than a Gogo Dancer
rob, July 4, 2007

A poem based on an actual experience. It saddened me that, for all her skill in classical Thai dancing, Suwan was forced by sheer want of cash to work in a gogo bar.

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Bangkok Don Juan. Book II. Canto III. Hong-Nam
rob, June 30, 2007

Jim overdoes his toilette and ends up spending an evening on the toilet.

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Bangkok Don Juan. Book II. Canto II. Gogo Guru
rob, June 4, 2007

Jim meets Dan, the Gogo Guru, who having failed to find enlightenment in the more obvious places is now seeking it in gogo bars.

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Bangkok Don Juan. Book II. Canto I. Starfishing
rob, May 28, 2007

Inspired by Byron’s Don Juan, this poem continues the adventures of the Bangkok Don Juan - ‘a fat and fifty-something sort of man’ named Jim. Book II describes what happens on his second trip to the Land of Smiles. In Canto I, Starfishing, Jim risks his rod in the shark-infested waters of Pattaya.

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Rent a Lady
Pebo, February 28, 2007

You cannot believe that for the rent-a-car price you can have a young lady to take care of your needs.

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