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Philippines Stories  Stories of your experiences in the Philippines: non-fiction, fiction, travel stories, etc.
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Views: 287 Comments: 3
Our Lord Jesus Christ Has His Ways
Claymore, March 10, 2010
I have some reluctance to tell the following story because it not only involves premeditated murder but clearly pushes the far edge of credulity. For reasons that will be obvious, I have not named the city or the hotel where the events occurred.
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Ode on a Cherry Girl
Bangkok Byron, February 18, 2010
Last week I wrote about my meeting with a cherry girl called Jenelyn. I also wrote this poem about her based on Keats’ Ode on Grecian Urn – a Cherry Girl and a Grecian Urn are about as different as you can get – yet somehow my poem ends up with the same message.
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I Barfine a Cherry Girl
Bangkok Byron, February 11, 2010
'Cherry Girl' is AC-speak for virgin. Generally speaking, they are not up for it unless you are their Mr Right, or prepared to pay large sums of pesos - neither of which apply to me - so why bother paying the barfine?
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Philippine Catholicism
Grumpy, October 26, 2009
Needs be to remembered that in the Philippines there is no morality. At all. No sense of right or wrong. At all. No sense of property. At all.
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Grandpa Beware
Grumpy, September 15, 2009
Resident in the Philippines for two years, I relished it’s magnificent Islands, treasured it’s warm friendly playmates. Miss it still, if the truth is told.
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Island Scum
The Late Great Ganesh, July 15, 2009
I sit in red silk shorts dreaming of another land, kingdom of the bums and rogues who ride the filthy sea dropping dynamite bombs on luckless fishes, riding the national highway in perverted US Army jeeps, killing and consuming shitty dogs.
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Views: 556 Comments: 2
Faces of the Philippines – Meet Andy the Gourmet, Victor the German, Darlene the Receptionist, and Cebu Pacific’s Check-In Staff
Akulka, June 26, 2009
“Actually the locals call me the Fucking Fox!” Victor adds visibly proud. That title stems from the time before I got married and used to live and share my bed with all my five female employees. Ah, memories…”
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Faces of the Philippines – Meet Randy Ramona, Shy Britney, Preaching Peter, and Curious Kamal
Akulka, June 19, 2009
“Why don’t you do as Tahira and chat to five fat dudes from Scandinavia simultaneously while at the same time playing solitaire on the second screen and clipping your toe nails with your free hand?”, I ask her tongue-in-cheek while glancing over at Tahira who now suddenly looks extra cute with her face blushing slightly in reaction to my comment.
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Faces of the Philippines – Meet Samantha, the Inmates, and the Victim
Akulka, June 12, 2009
Meandering through the darkness in direction to Divisoria, the city's centrally located main drag, I witness how a man of about 25 years of age gets hit by a passing minivan not far behind me as I cross the street. There's lying in the gutter now, moaning, while the minivan has already sped off around the next corner as if nothing significant had happened.
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Views: 985 Comments: 2
Angeles Again
Bysshe, May 3, 2009
I keep telling myself. 'Must stop going to AC!'...
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UK vs PI
Bysshe, February 8, 2009
Shall I retire to the UK or the Philippines...?
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Delightful Philippines SMS Culture (2/2) – Texting Maria
Hans Meier, February 1, 2009
26.02.2008. 05:21. Maria Bacolod: Oh. . My sweetheart is
still sleeping
I guess.. I will go
to church my Prince,
i will text u again
during my free time. A
blessed morning
to u my beloved !
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Delightful Philippines SMS Culture (1) – Texting Mania
Hans Meier, January 25, 2009
And so they text away. If you see a Filipino holding a cell phone and trembling intensely, he is not trembling – he writes a text with unseen speed. They text with two hands and without looking at the display. They text while happily talking to each other and while watching TV and computer screens.
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Views: 627 Comments: 1
Paradise Enow?
Bysshe, September 27, 2008
When I get stressed out with the pressures of life in the west, I yearn for the simple life of a Philippine paradise. But is it, in the words of Omar Khayyam, 'paradise enow?'
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I Rescue a Bargirl
Bysshe, September 20, 2008
...well, sort of.
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