Non-Fiction

A couple of weeks ago, a friend named Mike who teaches English in Bangkok came up to Northern Thailand to cross into Laos to get a new visa, and I went into Nong Khai and spent the weekend with him.

Big Bob tries to find his Thai wife but ends up in a gigolo bar...

A travelers tale.

This just in. The country of Germany may ban bestiality (humans having sex with animals).

The heat and pollution on Sukhumvit tried to cut me down to size. I danced along powered by an unlikely lust and ignored the sweat steam. The night young and possibilities endless. Fools pointlessly filled stalls with sex toys and porno DVD’s.

Exiting Thailand after thirty years, a mixture and relief and rage!

In the days before there were girly bars run by hairy assed farang there was another Thailand it was a land of dreams for backpackers, US Veterans and the few better off farang that made it all the way from Europe or the United States.

Asian Vignette

The chickens are having sex outside my front door. Chicken sex involves little, if any, foreplay, it is rape pure and simple and the victim is very vocal about it.

“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.” ― Woody Allen Smile !

The minor altercation between one man and a motorbike

Bee’s nose is almost pressed flat against my Toyota rental car’s side window. “Woaaah! So beautiful! I have never seen before!” she squeals with glee over and over again, much to my own amusement and delight.

Should you move to Thailand? Well, do you feel lucky punk?

One November night in 1993 I met a man in the Thermae who told me a story.